70 Wipes

using a huge amount of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a huge runny shit

Justin comes out of the bathroom a proceeds to say it was a 70 wipes

by bogner January 9, 2009

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004

no-wiper

(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.

John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!

Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?

John: I had a hunch.

by gayme March 12, 2007

wiper condom

When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.

"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"

by DJ Russly August 3, 2009

Wiped out

The effect of taking an ecstasy pill or MDMA

“Im so wiped out”
“Yeah mate, that MDMA blew my head off”

by Becky4 November 7, 2018

penis wiper

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ

Her penis wiper was all over me.

by ashbie debley March 31, 2008

New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.

Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021