ur mum 

okay where do i begin? we could start off with a hearty insult to everyone who uses this word... you bunch of flare wearing hippy scum. It seems that over the last few months, chavs have forgotten the insult 'grunger' and replaced it with 'ur mum!' its a shame really.. because the poor chavvie sods deserve at least to be able to finish thier own sentences... oh the wonderful days where i have spent walking along the road and all of a sudden, in a blur of nickelson tops off of the nearest market stall, AND FAKE BURBERRY.. my mum is being cussed (or so they say anyway) by a group of ppl pronouncing that i own a parent... oh well, i guess we cant all be genetic and social deformaties born in test tubes.. love u all! ur mums!

eerm... ur mum!... (thats just it.. thats all there is...)

ur mum by myke March 12, 2004

ur so gay

Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.

"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"

ur so gay by tramaqueen April 9, 2009

ur mum 

insulting someones mum

yea ur mum

ur mum by ur mum September 29, 2003

ur mom 

the bitch I slept with last night..
Fuck yeah

"Your mom is such a MILF"
fuk yess...

ur mom by Remy's Bitch January 4, 2005

ur dog

#1: when answering to every question "ur mom!" or any other cliche sayings(ur face, ur dad ur sister ur grandama etc) and u get tired of it, ur dog is one of the endless possibilites.
#2: an animal related to the wolf which most of americans have for a pet.
#3: sumtimes dog or 'dawg' is used as a 'cool' name for a buddy.

#1: Joe:"hey why'd u ditch me?"
Moe:"uhh...ur dog!"
*Moe runs away.*
#2: Joe:"what animal is that?"
Moe:" a dog."
#3: Joe: "Hey!"
Moe:"sup dawg?"

ur dog by no one:(|) December 9, 2008

ur mom gay 

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.

Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”

ur mom gay by minecraftgekyumescircumcision April 23, 2018

Ur mum 

An incredibly obnoxious and rude insult. Can be Fatal

Ur mum gay

Ur mum by Pooeh poohead October 5, 2018