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ultra gulp

55-gallon drum of "soda" sold in convenience store, 'tub' of soft drink
hey clyde, pull over! ah need me one o' them ultra gulps!!

gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!

i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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Ultramonomatron

Being the ultimate, the best of the best, the root of admiration, the mother of all that is fantastic and right with this world.
His/Her style and genius remains ultramonomatron forever.
by AndyOmega November 20, 2010
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Ultra Pepe

Mutant hamster with a alot of swag
by cjwuzhere April 15, 2011
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Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011
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ultimativity

Attention or effort toward the ultimate good, concern for the well-being of the world

Just as we have the ability to run scenarios in our minds before making a decision, we humans are able to forecast the ultimate consequences of our choices and actions. Our forecasts may not be accurate. But we can and do adjust our behavior based on a concern for each other, for succeeding generations, and for our planet.

Some call this form of ultimate concern spirituality, even though spirits don't exist. Others label it altruism, even though other species display similar behaviors. A better term for this uniquely human trait is Ultimativity.
One of the values my partner shares with me is a strong ultimativity.

My ultimativity movtivates me to campaign against human-induced climate change.
by kamau852 February 14, 2014
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ultrafaggot

ultrafaggot is someone who is more than just a faggot, they like cod and halo and are a grill
i'm a grill is an ultrafaggot
by anusisgrill6969 June 14, 2015
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Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)

Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod

• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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