dump the truck

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band

Band director: Dump the Truck!

by deej1138 October 12, 2009

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The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

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fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.

"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.

by mdwinston December 16, 2016

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Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

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wyoming dump truck

Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.

Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.

I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.

by the petulant parliamentarian May 24, 2017

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