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threesome

Where three people engage in some juicy sexual activity. If it is a threesome with two females and a male, the male is usually somewhat glorified or teased relentlessly. Said to have been invented in the central coast of New South Wales, Australia
"I'm going to head off to the central coast this weekend, hopefully going to take part in a cluster of threesomes
by childvspuddle23 March 27, 2015
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Threehead

A dumbass
A worse insult then forehead
"Conner you fucking threehead" I exclaim to the now dumbfounded buffoon
by lexi666 May 29, 2020
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Pittsburgh Three-Way

A menage a' trois (threesome) with an African-American female and an Asian female. Named after the Wiz Khalifa song "Black and Yellow" which was created in honor of three Pittsburgh, PA professional sports teams (the Penguins of hockey, the Pirates of baseball, and the Steelers of football).
Dude, I totally scored a Pittsburgh Three-Way with Ciara and Mai-lee last night! It was legendary!
by dmichaeltaylor November 13, 2011
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Poseidon's Three-Way

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident
The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.
by Feicstur April 8, 2011
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Intercontinental threesome

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home
I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome
by idakothetricky February 5, 2014
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Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.
This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".
by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021
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dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined
The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"
by ldslngr July 9, 2014
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