Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.

Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.

by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016

Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.

"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"

by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021

Eshay Steven

A mad-lad who understands the basic principles of being an essay. Essentially a tough person with a simple underline.

Person one: Check out that eshay
Person two: He is really acting like an Eshay Steven.

by hats11 September 29, 2021

Steven r monroe

A GREAT MALE HUMAN THAT LOVES HAYLI AND SHOULD THINK VIOLET US A PEACE OF SHIT

Hey did you here about that guy Steven r Monroe

by ♥️premadona girl ♥️ February 21, 2022

Steven

A fat ass motherfucker who thinks he's cool when he says he fucked your mom last night. They also say they have a huge dick but they have a millimeter defeater.

This Steven is such an asshole.

by Nickgger May 6, 2022

Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"

Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024