Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

pole

pole¹: a long object in a cylinder-like shape, of any material.

pole²: somebody from Poland (must be capitalized for proper grammar).

pole¹: "The pole was supporting the building"

pole²: "I met a Pole yesterday"

by Khizar Caliphate August 8, 2021

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

Puff Pole

A pole puffer is someone engaging in the activity pole puffing. Pole on pole action, or just a pole fiddler.

Oi wizzle get over here and puff my pole, shit off ste you fat nerd i dont puff pole you nonce.

by Lethal Wizzle 1995 November 5, 2019

shit pole

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit

That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020

Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.

Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!

by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015

pole milk

Semen. Sperm. Spunk.

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.

by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018