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Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.
by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021
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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019
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Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive
by Run run June 3, 2021
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Deucing

A way to say goodbye similar to peace out. Deucing out
Nah I’m not deucing just yet.
by pinkshorts2118 July 27, 2021
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Deuce Revenant

A rapper from Peroria, Illinois who has some sick bars and spits fire. He likes to work hard and party even harder.
Have you heard some of that new Deuce Revenant?
by travelD January 26, 2023
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