takeout

food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out

i take out some take out

by cockspank June 29, 2003

Indian Takeout

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.

John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!

by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours

the rock line haha funny lolllllllllllllllll the rock wok eyebROW

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours is my favrioute part of face off

by dradekon December 21, 2021

double-take

reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something

I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2010

take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

take it like the french

When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.

Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004