fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Rear-View Stalker

That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.

"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"

by IsRyn1234 May 15, 2016

waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.

Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk

by Kleatus June 16, 2020

Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Block And Stalk

When you block someone and then decide to stalk them. A bitch move

Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you

by blockandstockcreator January 19, 2022

lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.

When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.

by Skylar Comancho January 7, 2023

stalkward

When someone stalks another individual via facebook, myspace, phone conversations, etc. and it gets really awkward to a point because that's all they do when they have nothing better to do, or if they're classes get cancelled, or if they're just really weird. Can also be used to describe people that are really awkward on facebook.

Happy and Ruthie are really stalkward on facebook.

by ya moms. March 11, 2008