Stealthish Stoner 

one who gets high whilst pwning on counter-strike

"Home of the Stealthish Stoners"

Stealthish Stoner by Adian January 7, 2004

skeezy stoner 

a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)

Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"

skeezy stoner by suckleonmuhteet May 8, 2009

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

The Stoner Shower by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

Smurfit-Stoner 

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.

Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.

Smurfit-Stoner by its you June 20, 2013

ravenous stoner

One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!

Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!

ravenous stoner by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016

Ravenous Stoner

One that loves to get baked and eat sweet shit!

He's a fuckin ravenous stoner man!

Ravenous Stoner by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016

Huge stoner 

Michael Heath

Man, that Michael Heath kid smokes so much fuckin weed! What a huge stoner.

Huge stoner by civiccycle47 July 19, 2016