Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011

spider veins

Slightly bigger veins usually located on the hands, arms, and feet.

bro: "hey dude, check out my spider veins"
dude: "bro, that is so fuckin wicked! i wish i had spider veins!"

by spiderperson December 16, 2005

Crackhead Spiderman

Someone who dose either crystal meth , or cocain , and jumps from one rooftop to another , robbing the houses of all their silverware . Often carrying a high calibur weapon , in witch to shoot the hamburglar with when the trip gose rotten .

"did you hear about that crackhead spiderman in new york who got shot off the roof in full extention of his jump

by mikey murf November 4, 2007

Spiderman Dat Hoe

When you jack off on dat hoe
and then throw it on her
like Spiderman throws his web.

He said Spiderman Dat Hoe with your Silver Surfer.

by Webslinging Gangsta October 25, 2007

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

Spider Legs

When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.

look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010

Spider Fuck

A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.

She has such bad jungle fever she has tryed the spider fuck with the schools basketball team!

by Nickem March 5, 2014