Saratitis

pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.

Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.

by A Good Guy December 7, 2007

Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against

After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch

by dimas porokas April 12, 2008

scraterrifeared

scared + terrified + feared
really scared, terrified and fearful.

Used by Mitchell Davis in hid video Double Dare.

I was really scraterrifeared when they jump out to suprise us.

by DylanKramer January 16, 2009

scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

by woogs February 19, 2010

Sarathebeastrawr

a youtube partner who makes music videos, blogs/vlogs, she's hyper and a nice person.
www.youtube.com/user/sarathebeastrawr

MAN:"Hey did you see the new sarathebeastrawr video?"
WOMAN:"YEAH I DID!"
MAN:"SHE'S AWESOME!"

by Sarathebeastrawr (: October 17, 2010

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 26, 2011

Scratchy

Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.

He hung that Scratchy in his bedroom to dry out and was coughing all night.

by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011