side dish

A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).

1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!

2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!

by Reichu June 11, 2005

dark side

the dark side is the opposite of the light side where all the evil forces come together make evil plans while having deeelicious cookies

person 1: hey whats up?
person 2: i went to the dark side to get some deelicious cookies and plan evil things on you

by lovealex710 June 27, 2008

lower east side

A neighborhood in Manhattan, New York that has the most immagrants in it. Hipsters hang out here. Seen on the Andy Milonakis show

Andy Milonakis's show is filmed in the lower east side

by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007

philly sidecar

the act of inserting your penis into someone's colostomy hole

I couldn't believe Dr Jones did a philly sidecar on that poor patient!!

by JBZ73 August 30, 2005

chubby side action

When a man has a serious girlfriend or wife and cheats on her with another woman. The other woman is desperate and a little chunky, but much less maintenance.

She thought he was in love with her and was going to leave his wife but then realized she was just chubby side action.

by PMN July 16, 2008

jersey side

sunny-side up, as in eggs

I like my eggs on the jersey side, so I can dip my texas toast into the yolk.

by R4V4G3D_SKU11S September 29, 2011

sidedick

Synonym of "sidechick" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.

I've seen that girl talk to seven of her sidedicks tonight.

by MakeAmericaGayAgain September 4, 2011