simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

simp

Simp. Synonym for Karanvir Douglass. Will hop off playing with the boys for their girlfriend.

*The boys having fun on 2K*
Ryan: Ayeee let’s run 3’s
John: On jah
Jeremy: On gah let’s run 3’s
Lucy: Bet
Aaron: Ye ight
Kar: Well actually guys I got to go my mother is calling me i’ll see y’all later

Everyone: ... so this mans a SIMP

by irivaler March 31, 2020

simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.

people who aren’t simps: john

by mikey_13 February 2, 2020

simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020

simp

Is a type of person that is head over heels in love with someone without realising they are very and truely fucken cringe .

Oh my days, Marcus is such a simp for Boba.

by lil.kymchi July 10, 2020

simp

Blackout

Dude you're just like blackout!
Who is that?
A huge fucking simp! KEKW

by tawz March 20, 2020

simp

A person who does too much for someone without the other party giving something back.

In conclusion, you. You are a simp.

by A hooman who'll ruin your day August 4, 2020