grimmace shake

This is when Barney is blowing Grimmace, and he has a massive orgasm all over Barney, with purple cum on purple scales.

Dude, I can't believe you had a grimmace shake with her after you are those PB&J sandwiches.

by Candied June 16, 2023

cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.

Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

by leddynamite May 7, 2007

two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

by vulveeta September 1, 2003

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

shakespeare

1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.

"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson

by sylvie December 22, 2004

ninja shake

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.

Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.

by WormShit678 August 11, 2006

snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.

"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013