Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022

Scooter Boy

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”

by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022

SBLOTI

Acronym for “Smiling but laughing on the inside” , used in Formal replacement of LMFAO OR LOL when I’m actuality You are simply smiling

“She not even Laughing she’s SBLOTI”

“That’s was soooo funny I’m SBLOTI”

by SamayahTheMelaninBarbie July 19, 2022

SCOOT SCOOT

The name for a scooter when u forget the name of a scooter

Person1: i fell of my scoot scoot
Person2: what is a scoot scoot
Person1: i forgot what the name of the scoot scoot is

Person2: lol
Person1: oh scooter

by jondawx July 23, 2022

scoot the chewie

A term is used to describe when a person leaves work for the day.

tell you what fellas, I think it's time to scoot the chewie

by oldmate123 August 2, 2022

scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion

After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.

by drhookah October 28, 2022