suck my non-existent dick 

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

suck my non-existent dick by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

suck dick day 

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national [suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

suck dick day by hi whore December 7, 2019

What the suck!?? 

A question and exclamation describing the negative in something, showing a measure of something that sucks.

This month's movies has country fried remakes of Footloose, steampunk Musketeers and a whiny emo soundtrack to the game Batman Arkham City. What the suck!??

What the suck!?? by BondDave October 21, 2011

Party socks 

Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.

We were totally going at it but I had to stop him because I couldn't stop laughing at his party socks.

Party socks by lol party sox December 8, 2005

suck-diddley-uck 

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.

You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!

suck-diddley-uck by dlogcher July 11, 2006

suck tit

what you call someone who is a big baby or afraid to do something adventurous, or has no courage, - meaning "you are such a baby you might as well still be sucking your mother's tit (breast)."

You don't want to play hockey without a helmet, you "suck tit"?

suck tit by Verona Bythesea January 24, 2009

suck on a chode 

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

suck on a chode by willdic April 26, 2016