A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012
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-An improper form of performing a hand-job.
-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.
-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.
Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!
Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!
Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.
by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008
Get the Gear Shifter mug.GUYS THE worlds most beautiful girl are named shifa they are just made for the one who is best . She is the queen of his world.she is crush to many person but he is made for the one whose name starts with F ...she is very very very very pretty..
by Special for you November 23, 2021
Get the Shifa mug.1. n. A place where minerals are mined.
2. n. Slang for penis, especially that of large and hard status.
2. n. Slang for penis, especially that of large and hard status.
by k.nin3 September 4, 2006
Get the shaft mug.Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.
by Razor July 7, 2003
Get the dick shaft mug.A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.
Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."
Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."
Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"
Tyler - "What bro?"
Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."
Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."
Seth - "Probably so...damns.
Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."
Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"
Tyler - "What bro?"
Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."
Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."
Seth - "Probably so...damns.
by Skeet Magee May 5, 2007
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