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Rule 41

An internet rule popularized via motivational poster that states that something needs more desu, no exceptions.
Person A: We need more pizza, desu.
Person B: What?
Person C: Rule 41.
by Kagi Omiya February 2, 2009
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Rule 17

Guy: Halo 2 FTW ^_^

Guy2: Halo 3 is out now. Rule 17
by pseudonimph February 5, 2009
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man that riley has aa massive cock
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Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.
Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)
by ummreagan September 16, 2009
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No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.
No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.
by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016
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rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
by Ninja337 January 7, 2007
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Riley Steele

Greatest pornstar in the history of the human race. She has the perfect ass and perfect tits. Her ass and tits defy physics, and her body is a playground for all men.
P1: Hey, you watch any porn last night?
P2: Hell yeah man! Riley Steele was rockin' my computer screen last night!
P1: Sweet!
by The Man Who Knows His Sluts April 29, 2013
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