Royal Creationz

A promotional team and company that promotes events.

The last concert I went to was by Royal Creationz

by Rob run corleone December 9, 2023

Robin Clash Royale

A guy named Robin who plays clash royale 24/7. His name is also some thing very childish.

Did you see Robin Clash Royale?
No he is probably playing clash royale again!
He is so addicted!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair November 2, 2021

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.

Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"

by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

Casino Royale

Like in the Bond movie, whacking a mans balls with a rope to torture them.

Sam cheated on Jenna. So she gave him a casino royale

by Bond. James. Bond November 15, 2020

the royal slytherin

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit

Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!

by Dewbz September 22, 2014

The Royal Tannenbaum

Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.

The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!

by T-sauce April 19, 2009