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shucker-roos

An extended form of "shucks." Used as a substitute word for "bummer." Usually an exclamation expressing regret or disappointment in a non-serious way, so as to make the person you're talking to think that you actually care.
Bill: "Man, I just found out that I have a huge homework assignment due tomorrow."
Sally: "Awe, shucker-roos! That blows! Good think I'm not in that class."
Bill: "I know, I think my teacher is queer."
Sally: "Probably."
by wordelicious April 27, 2009
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Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.
Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *
by MindlyCheeken July 22, 2009
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guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
by miniricci March 9, 2010
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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.
omg look its rocky rooster!
by RockyRooster October 10, 2011
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Nasty Rooster

Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.
"Lay down bitch, the Nasty Rooster is comin' in.
by Patio Of Ideas October 2, 2012
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