Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Misekapotanedi: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 1: Misekapotanedi: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 5, 2025

The GTA 6 release date

The GTA 6 release date: It’s the modern-age version of a unicorn.

Example:
“The GTA 6 release date is the gaming addict’s version of chasing the dragon.”

Lee: Bruv, I can’t wait — GTA 6 is coming out soon.

Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv. We’ll be claiming our pensions before The GTA 6 release date .

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

External Variables (Scientific Research)

The chaotic, messy, and uncontrollable factors from the real world that invade a controlled experiment and ruin its beautiful, clean data. They are everything the researchers didn't think of, couldn't control for, or actively ignored to make their study publishable. If a lab study shows that people in a quiet room perform better on puzzles, the External Variables are the screaming kids, the pounding hangover, and the constant phone notifications of real life. They are the reason why a drug that works in 100% of carefully selected mice only works in 30% of chaotic, genetically diverse, cheeseburger-eating humans.

External Variables (Scientific Research) "That study saying productivity apps change your life controlled for every Internal Variable. But they didn't account for the External Variables: your battery dying, your boss adding more work, and your cat walking across the keyboard. The lab is a lie; the External Variables are always waiting outside the door."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Hindustani: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Hindustani: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025