Savage Gang religion

A religion where you worship L!l Savage and spread positivity to people feeling negative

I love Savage Gang religion it make me feel positive about myself and not negative

by Thereallilsavage0395 May 7, 2023

religion

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

by Karl Marx August 13, 2003

religion

the biggest load of bullshit EVER. something that stupid fuckers follow with NO LOGIC because they are scared of life and death and they like to be assholes to anyone who disagrees with them

Religious fag: hey wanna waste your life and lie to yourself?
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!

by Matt the metal head March 25, 2008

religion

The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.

example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.

"Religion is the problem, not the solution."

"Religion helped me discover myself."

by spoonie g June 30, 2004

Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011

religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....

..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003