procie

Processor

Dude 1: Hey man, nice pc, what procie does it use?
Dude 2: Oh, it use Ryzen 9 3950X

by vanzeven December 6, 2020

Procrysturbate

The act of procrastinating, crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Bro 1: Bro I'm going through a lot, I got an essay due at midnight, my dog also died today and I'm hella horny.

Bro 2: Sounds like you're about to procrysturbate.

by pigbenispro December 22, 2020

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

procivitas

More commenly refered to as "procivitas.gay" is a way to tell a person that you are better than everybody else.

- Hey, how are you
- Good infact did you know i go to procivitas, thats so cool, did uyou know i had to suck fifteen dicks just to get here, im so cool going to procivitas unlike all other normal plebs that have the same standard of education but we have a cool coputerer, did you know everyone who goes to procivitas gets a macbook? THats so cool rigth, by the way didi you know i go the the super cool of procivitas? I am so smart and i am ssuch an alfra male for having a so cool education. You know that you need to sbe likee super smart to go to procivtas
- I asked how are you...
- Thanks for asking, did you know i go to procivitas...

by Do you know i go to procivitas May 13, 2022

Procrastigaming

The art of skillfully avoiding real-life responsibilities by immersing oneself in gaming for extended periods.

"I had so much work to do, but I spent the whole weekend procrastigaming instead."

by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Executive Procrastination

1. An advanced form of procrastination wherein a specific task is avoided to complete another equally important task.

2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.

Some examples of 'Executive Procrastination' are:

Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.

Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.

by MazaBaza March 30, 2009