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squid pro quo

A thriving barter system in very isolated communities, involving the exchange of mollusks for other goods.
That exchange was totally squid pro quo, I gave him some squid and he gave me some tentacle videos.
by Kuroko September 19, 2003
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Airpods Pro

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*
by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019
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Nick Pro

The best parkourist on youtube and possibly the best in the world
Nick Pro is the best parkourist and youtuber!
by munsworldddddddd August 22, 2021
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TrashBook Pro

MacBook Pros made by Apple from 2016 to 2020 that were too thin to cool properly, had keyboards that broke within one week of owning the thing and didn't have any ports
A: Hey is that a new computer?
B: Yeah I upgraded after my TrashBook Pro overheated so much it burned my house down along with all its dongles.
by ncmd October 1, 2022
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Sandwich Maker Pro

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.
by Eaglenation12 October 8, 2011
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quid pro quo-job

when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.

formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)

and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)
i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.
by the storm drains May 7, 2009
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FileMaker Pro

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.
Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*
by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016
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