Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

Porche

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.

"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"

by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022

Pornhub

Everyones favorite site, even old men like this site.
And if you hate this site, your missing out on fun

Its a site where most people pull their pants off and have sex, also prepare incognito.

"Ohhh, ohh daddy, fuck me even harder!"
JOHNNY WHY ARE YOU ON PORNHUB AGAIN
I TOLD YOU THAT ITS A SIN

by R983 August 15, 2022

Poopheadish

David

You're being poopheadish right now

by Davido B'21 August 19, 2022

porchulacka

Da flowering ground-cover dat gets planted in da area of bare earth near da door to a human dwelling where a walkway-platform had previously existed.

Maybe if Da Kingfish and Andy Brown had planted a cheery-colored bed of porchulacka in da empty spot where dey had cluelessly dismantled a perfectly-good wooden landing by mistake, do house's owners might not have been quite so seethingly incensed by said horrendous error.

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Porch

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

Porch

When something is just really porch, there’s no better way to describe it.

Joey’s juice was so porch that Brady drank it.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 30, 2022