Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.

When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking

by davids33 November 14, 2011

apple popping

the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)

#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping

by the man12345232 December 6, 2011

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

camel popping

When a big girl is at the club wearing her hot pants and has camel toe and is popping her pussy while dancing.

Damn that big girl be camel popping all over this club!

by Biggurlsexy May 15, 2014

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015