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polish

Adj. The act of sucking a man's penis so that the resulting salival esidue left on the penis head leaves it shiny, as if it were polished.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a great polish in his oval office.
by Soufpaw February 12, 2006
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Polish Victory Lap

When a girl gives a guy a rim job around his anus clockwise, which is opposite of the direction of a traditional race.
My brother won't get rid of that large Beast he is dating because everytime she leaves his house, she gives him a "Polish Victory Lap" before she leaves.
by dong master January 31, 2010
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Polish

Self-hating Russians that stole half of their land from Germany in WW2. Along with the Czechs. Known for stealing and migrating everywhere and taking jobs, even in Canada and the USA. And their bad English. Tend to work in very sketchy fields (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankers, abortionists. Telemarketers, salesman, prostitution, hub-cap traders, for the ones that are less shrewd.) often leach off the working class. usually worse than Mexicans and more unskilled for the job, despite being white. most are chumps and pinheads, many Poles lack street smarts

P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
They needed to create a new country on stolen German territory with a new ethnicity of self-hating Russians called "Poles", and create a country of Poland, just for hating their own Russian kinship?! the Polish people...
by Abraham's Adversary June 17, 2016
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Polish oven

A variation of the Dutch oven.
This is when you poop under the covers to keep you warm on a cold wintery night.
How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: none, theyre asleep in a bed full of mookie stinks.
by Mr.Dude January 9, 2004
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Podism

A situation where one finds ones self trying to combine two sides of two seperate arguments therefore resulting in very serious psychological damage
Sam - 'have you noticed geordie lately, he tryed a podism between some of his old friends'
Bennett - 'Fuck, i think we best leave the poor soul, hes gone for good Sam...gone for good'
by Zonsky February 28, 2005
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Polishrob

A nickname created for Robert Olszewski to make himself known throughtout the world. Also known as one of the most awesome people in the Universe.
Person 1 "Today sucks dick"
Person 2 "Hold on, Polishrob is coming!"
Person 1 & 2 " FUCK YEAH!"
by Polishrob May 10, 2009
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Polish speedball

To drink a big fat cup of coffee and smoke a big fat bowl of weed.
I woke up this morning and got the day started with a big ol Polish Speedball.
by Eat a Dick! February 2, 2010
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