Three-pronged plan

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

by Dodyssey January 27, 2022

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master plan

A plan that you've schemed out and know is gonna work. Perfect for explaining to someone through song

Grover Fischoder: Would you like to hear my master plan?
(silence)
Grover Fischoder: Okay, could you answer faster? 'Cause I asked you: Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise: Uh, yes?
Grover Fischoder: Okay, that's more like it, I'm so glad that you asked!

by lonercollector September 29, 2022

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Plan S

Suicide or a plan for suicide.

Man, I will never get out of debt, I've been considering Plan S.

by jw4jr049jpkemiw4r April 17, 2020

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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"

Poker Plans is a plan

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

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Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

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Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.

While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.

by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024

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