pervea

a medical disease for people that are deprived of everyday things

examples: juice boxes, scissors

Lauren was warned about pervea from her friends, and now she is a very sad girl.

by supergirll! February 1, 2010

perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam

just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching

by epigav May 14, 2010

pervdick

(n.) One who acts like a total d-bag, but only does so to satiate their perverted intentions.

Person 1: Dude, why did you kick all those babies?

Person 2: I enjoy watching them cry/ It gets me hard/ Their squirming bodies look awesome when they're in pain/ How do you get off?

Person 1: Wow, you're a fuckin' pervdick...

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

Pervsome

being both perverted and awesome.

Matt-"Hey, did you know eating pineapples makes your cum taste sweeter?"
Ashley-"That's pervsome!"

by mynameismatt1010 December 9, 2010

Pervcrastination

Avoiding doing something useful or something that needs doing by perving on someone or something. A play on 'procrastination'.

do your work! you're so good at pervcrastination

by StarkRavingEmo December 16, 2010

pervatious intextication

When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.

Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?

D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..

Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.

D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.

Mike: nah, just sayin..

by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010

Perverology

The study of a persons mind constantly in the gutter, also see pervert.

The perverology is a person who knows how to make everything dirty minded.

by Jburd cblevins June 8, 2011