Facebook Paradox

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.

"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."

by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015

Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

waze parade

When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.

We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.

by Waze warriorWaze fwgqweertbhg- April 6, 2017

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.

When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.

by DevinScud January 26, 2018

Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.

ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.

by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019