Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

by evilniner October 31, 2009

Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

by monopolyex June 7, 2011

planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.

Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.

by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011

Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

packing

Any kind of anal sex

The guy on the bottom got his shit packed.

by Danzil October 27, 2003

pankin

Geting a spanking in the face with a penis. The the word spankin + penis = pankin.

Dude I gave this girl such a bad panking last night it left a mushroom stamp.

by roy h. September 19, 2009

Pinking

To put an alcohol saturated tampon in the vagina to feel the effects of alcohol without actually drinking it. This desperate act is usually done to avoid detection by those who know you are a total drunk. The odor of alcohol will not be on the pinkers breath.

I was pinking in church this morning while sitting next to my grandma.
-Different uses
I was punk as hell last night.
I could use a pink bad!

by Freightrain47 June 24, 2014