Penalty Bong

From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")

by Hednout March 16, 2011

Spider Penis

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

by Dean_o December 28, 2011

power penis

A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.

Sally was completely destroyed by Ralph’s power penis. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Hammer of Jesus January 19, 2019

Club Penguin is kil

no

-"club penguin is kil"
-"no"

by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011

Penelope

Do you know someone named Penelope? If so, you are blessed. They are some of the funniest, craziest, most gorgeous people you will ever meet. A Penelope will stand by your side and isn’t afraid to take risks. Academic wise, they are smart and witty and LOVE to get an answer right. If you need help, ask Penelope right away! They will not hesitate in helping you step by step and will get you to understand a complicated problem with little effort. A Penelope is usually popular, and loves to make new friends. In fact, she has ease in doing so. She is very social and loves being talked too. But more than listening, a Penelope will NEVER stop talking! So make sure to set some speech boundaries and don’t let your Penelope get too carried away in your conversation; because she may never stop... just like this rambling definition ;). Anyways, as i was saying, If you know a Penelope, like me, you are lucky, and should never drop them. Trust me when i’m saying, a Penelope won’t let you down and are some of the most genuine people you will ever meet! Their few bad qualities are overpowered by their overall happy vibe, and they constantly want to make you smile! So if you know someone named Penelope, keep them as a friend. Better yet, a best friend!

Ex. : “Hey Penelope, what was your answer for problem 3?”

by phat ho September 25, 2019