fag newton

A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.

Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!

Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.

by pewp man January 22, 2016

Fag song

Used by males to justify the single song they truly like, however, is a song that is typically listened by females. You may only have one.

Tim: Cool, "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson is on!

Steve: What the hell?

Tim: Fuck off. It's my fag song.

by Johnathon Matthews July 19, 2009

fag-pie

Similar to a cream pie but when gays do it they cum in each others pee hole on the tip of their penis

Brian: Hey Matt can i fag-pie in you
Matt: Whats that?
Brian oh let me see your pee hole ill cum in it

by Dlsf Tha Plam G August 14, 2016

fag slaps

when two guys are fucking in the doggy position there balls slap against each other thus causing a slapping and there you go fag slaps.

did you hear jhon and joe fucking last night ? yeah i heard there fag slaps down the hall!

by jacob420 March 28, 2009

Beater fag

Beater Fag, not to be confused with Theater Fag, is a gay male that is washed up and anywhere from 30 and above. Rode hot hard and wet back in the day.

Man Raymus is such a beater fag. He started working at Rue 21 just to pick up aspiring crystal queens.

by Haylie/Margaret December 31, 2016

Jew fag

A faggot who pisses everyone off and is known to be a low life fuck

You’re such a Jew fag

by BUSTER1406 April 20, 2020

lyric-fag

Someone who puts their Facebook status as lyrics of a song.

Joe: "some song lyrics..."
Bob: Wow. Lyric-fag.

by _KMG_ September 15, 2010