cookie muncher

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him

Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher

by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2019

Regurgitated Cunt Muscle

Either a pantie thief or a person who thinks they are all knowing. Even when Proved Wrong. Also could be an unexpected/unannounced visitor Or children who frequently shit their pants.

I cannot believe that regurgitated Cunt Muscle Knocked on my door without warning, Stole my undies, and shat his pants! What a fucking queef!

by Jonny Obese October 18, 2009

carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

by salope May 22, 2008

butt muncher

one who partakes of the butt specialties....especially the rectum ring and hershey highway

boy I would like to dive into that rump roast and be a butt muncher

by pooty professors May 23, 2009

box muncher

a derogatory term for a lesbian

She dumped me for another woman, the fuckin' box muncher!

by Nate June 10, 2003

musher

A musher is nice ass on a woman. A musher has to be plump, round, and very large for mushing. A musher is perfect for fucking while the girl is laying down on her stomach because a guy can go to town on the musher hardcore.

Yeah dawg that was definitely a musher. I would smash that musher her while she lays down on her stomach.

by Anonymous19437 May 6, 2011

Muscle Milk

Male Semen, Often referred to as "Jizz"

Hey, fellow fag, lets go drink Muscle Milk!

by Ben Hasting November 30, 2007