by Kiz... December 13, 2017
by th415 March 23, 2019
by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 04, 2018
Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.
Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.
OR
jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.
Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.
OR
jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.
by Lucas13 August 11, 2006
A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.
by TomNook May 16, 2011
A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.
I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME
I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME
My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.
by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020
A calm friend who you can rely on, usually an older member of your friendgroup
Usually called "Mom" or "Mother" as a nickname by younger members of the group
Usually called "Mom" or "Mother" as a nickname by younger members of the group
Toni: "Have you seen cait? I need comforting from our mom friend"
Beth: "No I'm sorry, I am also searching for mother"
Beth: "No I'm sorry, I am also searching for mother"
by Lolibit February 03, 2021