melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

melonfarmer

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

by JonnyChops December 20, 2006

Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Melissa

Melissa is a loyal friend who is always there to help people when they need the help. She also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't like people worrying about her. She is smart and likes to stay out of drama. Melissa is also a loving girlfriend to anyone. If you get close to Melissa she will care about you with all her heart. You will be lucky to have someone called Melissa

Person 1 : I need to talk to someone about something

Person 2 : talk to Melissa she can help

by That happy girl December 17, 2017

Melicia

Usually they are fun, caring girls that's good in academics.. They do whatever they can for their friends and are always willing to listen to problems... They are usually really good friends and keeps secrets very good.. They're good in sports and culture and are BIG Christians!

See that girl? Her name is Melicia... That's my best friend*

by Tella* August 23, 2011

Erik Melin

An alien from the planet Sweden who was sent to earth with the mission of destroying humanity. However, Erik failed his mission when he fell in love with the human's trampoline contraption, he now spends his days jumping on his beloved trampoline. His race consists only of Drunks and Computer Geeks.

Erik Melin: Are you guys drunkards or computer geeks?

by Mawfles July 7, 2009

Chris Meloni

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...

Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?

by IhateMYboyfriend July 15, 2010