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Thomas MacDonald 

Not a very good rapper. And before y'all conservatards think I don't like him because of his lyrical content, It's not. In fact, in his earlier music I actually liked how he doesn't care how you feel. It kinda had a 1999 Eminem feel to it. But now it's at the point of it being annoying. Ignoring that, his flow is usually repetitive and boring, his song Corny being the worst of it. While he's not the worst rapper, he's among my top 35. But hey, he don't give a fuck how I think.
Thomas Macdonald is a pretty bland rapper, but it's alright if you like him. *proceeds to listen to Lil' Pump*
Thomas MacDonald by YRNKelpy November 23, 2020
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McDonalds 

I decided to eat my own crap over the food at hell's McDonalds, since that's what they give you anyway.
McDonalds by BananaMilkshake January 21, 2009

McDonalds 

Hey, what took you so long?
I stopped for some McDonalds
McDonalds by jmtas May 19, 2006

McDonalds meat prosesing 

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.
McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

McDinalds 

The McDonalds brothers always had the idea of starting a business in fast food, but before they made their burgers and nuggets avaliable to the public, they traveled back in time by using a modified DeLorean implemented with a flux capacitor capable of time travel when it's current speed hits 88 mph. They went back to the second before they came up with the name "McDonalds" and killed the McDonald's brothers, thus creating a rip in their dimension, and throwing themselves into an alternate reality where they are recognized as the McDinald brothers. This was my time line. I am one of the brothers' uncles, Uncle Dolan McDinald. I coached my boys and the McDinald's restaurant is now one of the most popular fast food restaurants of all time in America.
McDonalds? What's that? Did you mean "McDinalds"?

French Fry Queen and Bendy's sucks. Let's go to eat at McDinalds, the best fast food restaurant of our time.
McDinalds by Uncle Doaland May 28, 2011

mcdonalds coffee 

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.
Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.
mcdonalds coffee by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

McDonalds Surprise 

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth
"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."
McDonalds Surprise by LDF June 11, 2005