Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way

They know everything.
They are Beautiful

You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay

Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems

by ♡M♡ December 3, 2021

masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon

simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"

by butterbabies January 2, 2022

Matteus

Hot,and has a giant dick because hes lit and likes boobys

oh it's matteus!

by large d by me January 20, 2022

matter of virgincy

A situation dat needs to be dealt with A.S.A.P. to prevent a gal from losing her maidenhead.

If a mid-teen couple is starting to really "get it on hot 'n' heavy", performing a blowjob or handjob might be da only viable option to harmlessly "relieve da pressure", especially when it's such a matter of virgincy.

by QuacksO February 27, 2022

Mattress Party

A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.

I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.

Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?

by MP Advocate May 14, 2022

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022