Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 04, 2011

The Magic Cumdom

An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth

man i had the best makeout session ever

yeah?what happened

I had the magic cumdom

NICE

by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010

magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 03, 2013

magic ears

Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.

I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!

by SheCola July 22, 2011

magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.

I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.

by Bald@21 September 08, 2012

magic one

Someone beyond all levels of greatness./Haveing reached a level of awsome far above anyone else.

Wow Franks awsome

No He is the magic one.

by Alukip July 21, 2008

Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)

"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008