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Mormishophobic

The DISLIKE towards one who is Mormon and British at the same time
"Stay away from me im Mormishophobic!!!!"
by John Glock is the Goat November 19, 2025
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rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike
"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009
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Legio Mortis

Is an under rated Black Metal band formed in Germany. There most famous song is there cover of Around The World by ATC, they made songs like Through The Eyes Of Death, Time To Suffer, Morbid Dreams, Thorn In My Eye, Servant Of Satan,etc. They are currently making a new album this year.
Legio Mortis is fucking epic!

There songs are demonic

They are under rated
by madassgamer May 17, 2011
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alanis morisetting

saying something is ironic when really it is Coincidental.
"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"
by @Krippler4565 May 22, 2014
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Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.
Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.
by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016
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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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