long hair harry

The DEFINITION of perfect. Prince hair Harry (phh) cannot compete. I’m sorry but it’s the truth. Often abbreviated to lhh.
Person 1: “Do you prefer long hair harry or prince hair harry?”
Person 2: “lhh, duh! The people who prefer phh are lying to you.”
by myloveforonedirection January 24, 2021
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Kentucky long rifle

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)
She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.
by JakeGebhartUK69 November 13, 2016
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John Long Dong

A guy called John with a long dong
"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
by Henry Lawton January 08, 2015
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long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.
by rainman002 September 15, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.
They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.
by XxUnkownxX July 09, 2016
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Long Story Short

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details
I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!
by .PiCe.NuSSy. September 10, 2008
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