junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards

Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey

by humpity889 October 23, 2014

Flask Jockey

interpretation or play on the classic prohibition era nickname bootlegger or rum runner

He was a real Flask Jockey, running the booze in and out.

by Wanye March 29, 2015

Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.

Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore

by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016

Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016

beef jockey

Another word for a flaming faggot

Fuck me that wee lad is a complete beef jockey

by OrmeauRoadBadBoy96 September 15, 2016

flapper jacker

A person who steal your pancakes in the morning.

Hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

by Mikeyismad94 May 30, 2016