Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
Get the Jesse Justicemug. The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.
by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019
Get the Jesse Carsonmug. The type of guy you would fall in love with. He is an old soul with old morals, old music and style. He is full of love and life, he will make your heart fill and happy. He is everything, everything. He is beautiful in every way, you are lucky to know a Jesse. He is full of love and around love, he values his family but mainly god. He only gets close to a few people, but you are lucky if you are one of them. He understands you and listens to you, and will remember the small details, the unappreciated ones. He is unusual and there’s no one like him, his differences make him immaculate. He is mature and very head strong, determination is a key factor in his life. He is what music sounds like, a beautiful song. Jesse is love.
Jesse is the best person in your life
by ssssserpentine November 22, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is an interesting guy. He loves Indian food and anime. He means well, but panics easily. He is very talented but does not apply his talents so he relies on others (family, or friends). When the going gets tough Jesse makes excuses and finds another way. He prefers sensation to reality. eg.. his love love for gaming. Jesse is boisterous and loud. Jesse drives a giant Suv around the city to show off. Jesse only dates Instagram girls.
by Jeffrey Dame April 16, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Jesse l is the nicest guy you’ll meet he’s sweet you probably have a crush on him and u won’t even know it if u ever meet him go tell him u love him he may like other girls but do it you never know. Jesse is really smart and u always look up on him he also is rlly good at playing instruments he’s super cute and friendly and easy to talk to. Jesse l is says the cutest things so cute u want to scream and do a little dance. But Jesse l might like someone else and every time he mentions them u fee like ur hearts breaking but u act like your proud for him and the next act like u feel happy. If u never texted him do it bc he might end up being one of the most funnest people to talk to and if he likes someone tell him u like him and don’t just be in the shadow and regretting it he may even like ur best friend and u feel good for her but in the same time even how hard u fight it u might feel sarrow.
by Onceopon akinght May 31, 2018
Get the Jessemug. A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023
Get the Jessemug. verb
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
Get the jessemug.