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jenis

a Jesus penis; a penis that is perfect in every single aspect (size, shape, appearance) and could be considered the Jesus of all penises
"Yeah, after out date, he took me back to his place and whipped out his jenis. It was amazing."
by leezthesuperhero February 23, 2018
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Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.
Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.
by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018
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Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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Jerishmack

When you get blessed with sexy ass pictures of that certain human being, very rare photos, better than memes (no cap)
Sage- My nigga I just got jerishmacked her 🍑 fye 🔥.
by Yfn. August 9, 2018
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jerisha

An Annoying girl that likes BTS and smells like onions😷😷
Did you smell that girl 😷 she must be a jerisha😬
by Someone☺ August 26, 2018
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