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internet dirt

In Coquitlam B.C. we call (easy)chicks that you pick up off the internet "internet dirt".
"Chris hooked up with some internet dirt last night and brought her over here."
internet dirt by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006

Internet Explorer 

Internet Explorer is an insidious web browser that comes installed on Microsoft operating systems. It crashes all the time and then annoys you with prompts asking if you want to send error reports. It also has a lot of security vulnerabilities, and using it is the easiest way to get a virus, trojan, or other malware.

As if that weren't bad enough, Internet Explorer is so integrated into the system that removing it can cause major problems.
The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox
Internet Explorer by am529~ June 3, 2010

internet explorer 

a program that you think you can use to view internet pages...but you cant.....it sucks balls
as in internet explorer sucks my balls.. cant even close the bitch when it doesnt respond.. unkown error closing application unexpectadly would you like to further delay yourself by trying to send a message to our tech people that will take another hour because no one in the world uses microsoft outlook as their main emailing program and youaccidently hit "yes" instead of the "suck my balls order me a macbook" button and now it has try to load and then tell me that i deleted some applications neccessary to open it.........shit..
internet explorer by andyx March 3, 2011

Internet Memes 

An internet meme is a photo,video,or plain text that makes one person laugh which then he/she reposts the thing that was funny and then more people repost that and make it viral. Once it is viral, it is now a internet meme that people can copy, edit, and do whatever they want to it to make it even more funny.
SHUT UP MOM IM TRYING TO LOOK AT INTERNET MEMES YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.
Internet Memes by RkoIsLife1738 November 4, 2015

Internet Cancer 

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

Internet 

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.
My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.
Internet by Cloud November 16, 2003