burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.

by PigBat May 13, 2018

Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016