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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though
by stinkface February 22, 2008
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Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.
"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"
by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018
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Steakhouse Burrito

A limited-time menu item served at Taco Bell restaurants from 2016 to 2017. It consisted of marinated steak, fried potatoes, bacon bits, sour cream, and cheese sauce encased in a flour tortilla. It was served with a side of nacho chips and cheese dip.

In early 2024, public interest in the Steakhouse Burrito was renewed by popular Twitch streamer CaseOh, who frequently expresses his affinity for the menu item and his desire for its return.
As much as you plead and beg and ask people on Reddit, the Steakhouse Burrito isn't coming back anytime soon.
by CtrlAlt_Games October 6, 2024
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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dutch burrito

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.
by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015
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burrito ass

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.
After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.
by dictat-har June 27, 2016
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