imaginary number

A number which all mathematicians can agree does not exist in math, but one which we put into equations just for the sake of argument and because it is so much fun.

"The solution to this equation is an imaginary number."
"So there is no solution?"
"Well, no, but I found it anyway."

by Sporess February 25, 2012

Imagine Dragons

An annoying ass electropop "rock" band that are called alternative rock even though they're not even close to being alternative. Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, OneRepublic, Train, Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, and Blink 182 are alternative rock because they use guitars in their music used to create modern rock. Imagine Dragons lack this. They're often loved by normies who don't know a goddamn thing about rock music but pretend to act like they do. In other words: generic ass boring late 2010's pop "music". See Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Charlie Puth, Demi Lovato.

Normie: Imagine Dragons is the best alternative rock band of all time, imo.

Rocker/rock fan (me): No, they are not.

Normie: Why?

Rock fan: Because they don't have the guitars required to create modern rock. Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, Train, and OneRepublic are alternative pop rock. Imagine Dragons are crappy pop "rock"

Normie: You only call it pop because it's popular, idiot.

Rock fan: No, I don't! Imagine Dragons don't even use guitars that much so they can't be referred to as rock. They're electropop. They're even in Teen Titans Go!

Normie: The correct term is "alternative rock"

Rock fan: No, it isn't. You just listen to any garbage on the "hard rock" radio stations and assume everything they say is true. It's not alternative.

Normie: Ok, whatever man, this conversation is over. Now go and listen to your emo rock.

Rock fan: Avril Lavigne is not emo you bastard!!!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 26, 2022

Imagistration

Combination of Imagination and Inspiration.

The guy I'm rooting for had power and Imagistration.

by Fim Slim February 17, 2008

imax and climax

Similar to "Netflix and Chill". I.E. Binge watching movies and/or tv shows with the intention of at some point having sex. The main difference here is the underlying plan for both parties to reach orgasm at some point during coitus.

Person 1: Netflix and Chill?
Person 2: I'd rather Imax and climax

by Dyldo's associate January 10, 2016

double image cum

While having anal sex you look into a mirror and watch until you are about to cum. Pull out, proceed to cum all over the partner's face and while they are finding this amusing and completely stunned, smash them over the head with the mirror.

warning this may cause minor head injuries

i double image cummed your mom last night. and she did the same to me.

by Bobbe November 7, 2007

attachment: 1 image

The holy grail of the sexting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. When someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that iMessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.

Amy: I'm rlly bored rn.
James: Wanna sext?
Amy: Sure!

James: Send pics ;)
Amy: Attachment: 1 image
James: Wow. You have mosquito tits.

by playboidude July 28, 2016

IMALY

abbreviation for "I Miss And Love You"

Hey you! Long time no see, IMALY!

by iLu21 March 3, 2010