hoopaskank

a crusty twated, titty saggin,used to play basketball(I mean used to play with basketballs,now they,re too small),street corner working. relative fuckin,donkey dick suckin,woops she forgot to deusche her barf hole,cummin to take your man SLUT !!!!

look kids a hooker with a green fog around around her ass.. now thats what we call a hoopaskank

by ding dong dipshit January 2, 2009

hoopshart

when your playing basketball and you shart when you shoot

you are playing basketball with your friends and you run to shoot the ball and while your shooting you shart which would be called a hoopshart.

by mclivisawewome December 25, 2010

Hoopbag

Spanky

Spanky your a hoopbag!

by hoopbag owner January 9, 2011

Hoopjack

Generic term for girls, especially when seen in public

...couple of nice hoopjacks just rolled into the spot.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Hoopin de' Loopin

Ballin so hard that you can't be stopped

dawg, I was at the gym yesterday hoopin de' loopin like I do and lebron james walked in and even he was impressed.

by gogodan April 7, 2011

Hoopin de' Loopin

When you are so good at basketball that you can't be stopped.

Dawg, he was balling so hard. He was hoopin de' loopin all day long

by TheShowRunner April 5, 2011

hoopussy

A pussy that is completely stretched out, so much so it makes a hollow whistling noise

Oh yeah, she must have a hoopussy.

by Doctor Donkey June 5, 2011